I found the secret to getting chicks naked…
Well its not really a secret but who doesn’t like wasted chicks I mean who doesn’t like a drunk girl!
I can honestly say that in all my life experience most chicks have three stages of drunk here is how I break them down.
The “fun stage” or stage 1 of drunk which we all love its at this stage that your chick is happy touchy and you know your getting laid.
Wasted chicks
Stage 1 Drunk Chicks
Stage 2 or the “drunk sick puking” hugging the toilet puke in the hair or better yet hair in the toilet drunk pissed themselves or even worse… I prefer options 1 for the record but everyone should be aware of stage 2 its can sneak up on ya pretty quickly so watch how you get your chick drunk!
Drunk Girl Puking on the toilet
Wasted girl on the bathroom floor
And finally stage 3 keep in mind this can be tricky you can go from stage 1 right to stage 3 or make that dreadful trip into stage 2 before getting to stage 3 either way at stage 3 you have the option to get laid if you can bring yourself to the level were you can fuck a drunk passed out chick who may or may not smell like puke depending on if you made that visit into stage 2, I see this stage as at the least a stage for getting some photos.
Passed out drunk chick stage 3
Right after the puke give them a shot of mouthwash tell them it’s Schnapps and then your good to go on steps 2 and 3